He said: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've got nothing to put in it
She said: You wear pants don't you?
He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart
He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror
He said: Why don't you tell me when you have a orgasm?
She said: I would but your never there
He said: Why did the man cross the road?
She said: He heard the chicken was a slut
He said: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said: They don't have time
He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is everynight?
She said: A widow
He said: Why are married women heavier then single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge





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